Sunset
I was watching the sun set behind the foothills that surround Bear Lake, which straddles the Idaho-Utah border just ten miles from Wyoming. Sunsets are beautiful, but after them comes the night. We often refer to the end of something as a sunset, and I wonder if we are thinking about the night that may…
Read MoreOne Size Fits One
I have very large feet. Not large in the NBA basketball player sense, but certainly large in the everyman sense. It has always been hard for me to buy socks. One-size-fits-all socks do not fit me. Shopping at the “Big and Tall” store as a teenager was really terrible. Currently, online shopping has made my…
Read MoreThe Inquisitive Man
In 1814, Russian poet and fabulist, Ivan Krylov, wrote “The Inquisitive Man”. This fable tells of a man who goes to a museum and notices all sorts of tiny things but fails to notice an elephant. This is where we get the proverbial phrase “the elephant in the room”, meaning the obvious thing that everyone…
Read MoreThe Handle
Do you ever feel like your life is out of control? In the song “Locomotive Breath,” Jethro Tull sings: Oh, he feels the piston scrapingSteam breaking on his browOld Charlie stole the handleAnd the train it won’t stop going, No it won’t slow down Tull said the song was about overpopulation. It’s definitely not about a…
Read MorePB&J
One of my sons ate a PB&J sandwich every day for lunch through lower and middle school (this was before they banned peanuts). The PB&J is far from a gourmet meal. It’s pedestrian. It’s simple. It is also healthy. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich can be a nutritionally balanced meal filled with protein, healthy…
Read MoreIn The Stands
It’s officially football season again. On Saturday, we got to watch our first game in the newly renovated south section of Boone Pickens Stadium (Go Pokes!). Our seats are perfect—on the 50 yd line and far enough up so we are in the shade for midday games. I’ve had seats in the first few rows,…
Read MoreExplosive
I have always loved fire and explosions. By the time I was a teenager, I had accidentally set our detached garage on fire three times, learned how to distill wood alcohol, and made my own fireworks (yes, you can make black powder from common ingredients at home). While I was part “mad scientist,” I also…
Read MorePaying The Tab
My father and I have a little game/competition when we go out to eat. We both want to be the one to pay the bill, so we try to sneak our credit card to the waitress without the other knowing. The exception to this rule is our Friday morning breakfasts. I always pay. He always…
Read MoreName That Tune
Recently, I accidentally became the leader and spokesperson for a faction I don’t even identify with. I became the poster boy for this small, but very vocal, sect of people by winning a pie. Well, more accurately, by what I did when I won the pie. Maybe I should just tell you the story. I…
Read MorePanoramic View
“I’m getting old, it’s personal. I’ll take my toll in panoramic view.” These words from AWOLNATION’s song of the title above struck me as particularly relevant recently. Everything (and everyone) ages. Several things seem to happen naturally as we (and the things around us) get older. However, just because things are typical doesn’t mean they are inevitable.…
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